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Sunday, May 30, 2010

how is modeling going?

pretty good, tiring though. Thanks for asking.

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Saturday, May 29, 2010

oh shut up. here's a question: WHY AREN'T YOU ON SKYPE!?!?!?

Yep, that's a question. I wasn't available at the moment but I'm on now.

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Friday, May 21, 2010

Quotes

Location: school.

These are all of the funniest quotes that I have personally heard. :D My friends are funny. I didn't name anyone but myself but I did mention the location on most occasions.
ENJOY!

“It wasn't a burn, it was a neutralization”
Chem class

“Do I need to come over there and beat his butt? I will do it, too. I'll speed on over there on my pink motorcycle and beat some bootie. He'll know he got beat up by a gay guy too!”
X Bfs

“I'm gaytto (ghetto) with a capital Gay.”
-mall quotes

“Being in a hole is not so bad, now being in a hole with fire is a different story.”
Dante's Inferno

“They're stuck together eternally? That doesn't seem that bad.”
“They're together in an...intimate way...”
“OH!”
Dante's Inferno

“Why do you waste?”
“Why do you keep?”
“WHY DO YOU YELL?!?!?”
Dante's Inferno (Hoarders and wasters) +ME!

“Then we won't talk about eyeballs.”
Eyeballs???

“I'll take a wild guess and say that Dante fainted.”
Dante's a wimp.

“And what does the hydrogen do?”
“He dumps his girlfriend!!!”
Chem Class

“It was sad..it sounded like a dying fairy princess....aww.”
Dying fairy princesses

“I would plug it in on the board but my calculator just had a seizure.”
Geometry Class

“Oh boy...he can't even write.”
Me during Pictionario

“Alright, I'm gonna act it out. Ready...go.” [stands still]
Pictionario

“...it's like...BATMAN!”
English Class

“You never hear anyone say 'hey, you wanna go on a go by foot?'”
Walks...

“What are you reading?”
“Twilight.”
“That's so stupid.”
“Is not!”
Jumps up and down and waves arms around “Oooh! Look at me! I'm a vampire, I'm all sparklee! ...Gay.”
Sparkles

“MOOOOOOOOOO”
Moo fight

“I made her the center of my universe and I thought I was the same for her, but all she did was throw stars at me. They look pretty from a distance but they make a painful impact.”
:(

“He has diabetes.”
“Really??!?”
“Yeah.”
“No wonder he has white hair.”
White hair

“Me? Cryin? NO! What chu talkin bout? Pssh, you seein thangs.”
Really?

“I'm always hyper...except for when I'm not.”
O.o

“You're a dukedom!”
English

“Nope...it's no fun to be owned.”
-PWNED

“Oh gee (g-ee) I'm in the ninth (nihnth) grade!”
English

Wednesday, May 19, 2010

Some Teachers are TRIPPIN'!

*sigh* Yeah, it's never good when something starts with a sigh, unless it's a happy sight. That was NOT a happy sigh. School is such tedious work. I don't know about any other schools but my school has some teachers that just give us work and tests and quizzes to torment us. Like the chemistry teacher for example or the Spanish teacher. It seems as though those two teachers walk the face of the earth daily just thinking about how to bust their students' brains. The Spanish teacher decided upon giving us the hardest packet in the world filled with words that we hadn't learned and demanding that it should be finished by the end of class. IMPOSSIBLE! The chemistry teacher targeted us by giving us a quiz on MONDAY and a test on WEDNESDAY. How are we supposed to perfect the skills that we need to work on in one day? He's rather ignorant if he thinks that's possible. We DO have other classes if he hadn't noticed. Chemistry is one class out of seven in all...how much study time does he expect us to have? AND we have finals next week! What's up with him giving us a test so close to finals? BLECH! Nasty!I find that to be cruel and unusual. Why are my teachers trippin??

Monday, May 17, 2010

The First Time They've Taken a Fire Drill WAY Too Seriously

I've never really had a major problem with fire drills. Usually the only problem that I have (if any problem at all) with them is the outdoor weather. It's either it's hor or it's cold... Well today was almost a totally different story. We did have a fire drill today but this time it was different. It interrupted my Chemistry quiz (giving me more time to think about the problem that I was on [thank god]) So everyone was pretty happy. I met up with Liz on the way to the designated fire drill location and we talked about how she was sun-burnt and the bright outdoors wasn't helping very much. Since she was in a totally different class we had to part in order to gather with our classes. In middle school we had to line up, but at some point in time the concept of the line escaped our minds...but that's a topic for a different post. It was burning up out there and I was the genius who didn't take off my jacket while I was still inside. We "lined up" outside the way we normally do and waited for the cue that tells us we could go back inside. When I say we waited I mean that we stood there talking and goofing around. It was alright before, I don't know what changed. Before we knew it the C.E.O and principals were yelling at us and telling us to move down past the dugout that my class was directly behind.There were approximately over 600 of us and they were asking us all to move down so much that we ended up being smushed together in the boiling heat...not exactly the most comfortable feeling in the world. They never complained about us being aligned with the dugout before but they chose the 2nd to last week of school to start. Does that make sense? That and the noise levels were both the norm for us and they just decided to try and change it...like THAT makes any sense.

Saturday, May 15, 2010

More Money = More Benefits

So... the kindergarten graduation ceremony for my little sister wasn't too bad. It was cute. No really what I expected...but I didn't expect much. They did a cute little musical type thing before they did the actual graduation.None of them wore shoes because they were camping. As they were walking about barefoot I thought about how all of the parents at my school would jump in with their preferences. "Oh! My child has to wear socks!" or "Can she not wear a plaid shirt? The different colors do nothing to compliment her skin tone." If my school were to do something like this then I could probably imagine all of the multiple possibilities of what the parents could complain about. Haha!My school tries its best to keep the parents happy. Of course they should, they get enough money from them... I would be a bad thing if we were dissatisfied with anything. I guess our parents have every right to be spoiled. 2nd Cup of Coffee once every month (I think), that demented website called Renweb invented to keep our parents posted whenever we fail stuff (not when we pass...hopefully you can see the problem with that). All of those are designed to keep our parents happy (and Renweb was designed to make the student's lives miserable). I like that...that means we sorta get spoiled too.

Thursday, May 13, 2010

Cat Bones & Titrations

I already expressed my distaste for Chemistry a few posts ago, but today I didn't have the same problem. It wasn't the actual class that tormented my life, it was anatomy. I don't even take anatomy yet so it's a bad sign if the class is getting on my nerves already. The anatomy students were sharing the lab with us because we had a lab on Titrations today and they were working on their end of the year project. A project which consists of peeling the skin and muscles off of a dead cat. There were dead cats everywhere. On the lab tables, in the sinks, in plastic containers soaking. Now of course, like all other dead carcasses these cats smelled BAAAAAD. Not normal dead animal bad, but bleach, rubbing alcohol and preservatives bad. I had to sit there for a whole hour not only smelling this but involuntarily watching them scrape whatever remaining muscle gunk was on the animal bones. Talk about NASTY! And I'll have to do that next year! Maybe I'll make good use of my mom's cat allergies.

Wednesday, May 12, 2010

Mass Chaos = Father Food

Like I don't get enough at school! I come home after a hard day of school (no exaggeration) and sit my butt down to try and get some stuff done. Things like.. maybe get some studying in, get a few things updated, maybe post a new chapter on fanfic for once! Most of that stuff requires both a computer and this amazing invisible force called the internet. An amazing invisible force that my step-father decided to shut off when I decided to take a second to et everything starting to load before taking the dog outside. It would only have taken a second...but no. He decided that I don't need to get anything done until I take the dog outside. So instead of it taking less time to get my afternoon started it had to take more because I had to wait for my already slow laptop to get the internet connected!!! GAH! Why must he make things so complicated?!?!?! And then when I want to go inside my little sister had to start crying and say that "she didn't get to spend a lot of time outside!! WAH WAH WAH!" And then my stepfather (who adheres to my little sister's every whimsy) said "Sam, stay outside" because of course since she wants to stay out then someone has to stay with her and I have nothing to do so I should stay out. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know... adults go to work, but SO DO I! School is work whether or not adults accept that. I have stuff to do unlike some 6-year-olds who go to a kindergarten class and take naps.

All Rants Come From Spanish Class!!!!

So today I'm sitting there in my Spanish class unwillingly listening to the dense and drama-filled gossip going on around me. Hearing all of this is making me wonder if I've ever had that type of conversation. If I did then I'm glad that I got past that stage. I'm hearing all of this and it feels like my IQ is dropping by the second. All of hte who said/did whats and "OMG they're so..."s are making me want to hurl. I mean in my head I was like "WHO CARES?!?!?" I'm pretty sure that at some point they mentioned the name of the only 9th grader that I somewhat willingly communicate with. Sure, I hear some of that stuff come out of the mouths of the other 10th graders, but not much. Maybe it's because I stay confined to my small group of friends. Sure...I guess that's it. I won't test that theory because I've sort of lost my touch when it comes to friend making. I do it sometimes, but I don't really ever understand how. Whatever, doesn't matter. I don't really need more friends here. Bringing in more people includes taking the risk of inviting the aforementioned IQ dropping blabber. What would I do wiht a person like that other than try not to rip their head off? I dunno.. maybe I just have some sort of hatred toward "normal" people. Or maybe I'm so abnormal that normal people seem weird to me. Meh, whatever. I'm glad that my friends are weird. (Speaking of friends and weird people, I have to give my thanks to Elizabeth Leach for the title of this post. THANKS!!!)

The Curses of Chem....

you know what....I despise Chemistry. It's not just because the teacher bores me to heck either. I don't do math...and add math to science (which isn't exactly a subject that I've perfected yet) and you've got the spawn of Satan. I don't get the point of this class exactly, I mean it's not like I'm going to be a chemist when I grow up is it?? NO. *sigh* O.o I need to make a t-shirt at the end of the year, it's going to say "I survived a year in Chemistry." Notice that it doesn't implied that I passed... XD There's still hope (sorta...)